TRANSFORMERS KISSPLAY: CHAPTER EIGHT

Syao Syao introduces herself and angrily notes that recently her partner Rodimus has been getting too full of himself.

Her tone changes as she describes how he turns into a handsome sports car and has the fastest speed of all the Transformers.
When he elegantly handles his twin pistols, he is like a gunfighter from a Western movie.
But he is no good at martial arts!
He relies too much on Syao Syao's kisses.

Syao shouts at an offscreen Rodimus to kneel before her in the proper martial arts form.
She will teach him martial arts from the basics up.

She is shocked and outraged at Rodimus' suggestion that the most efficient way for her to give these lessons is to kiss him and fuse her knowledge to his.
However, she blushingly agrees that it might be the fastest way.

She tells Rodimus to prepare himself - sensei Syao Syao's private lessons are about to begin!
(This is where I screamed in horror.)

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