"Hi! I'm Marissa!"
Marissa is Cybertron Commander Convoy's partner and (echoey) a Kiss Player.
With her kisses, Convoy can "Powah up!" and gain the ability to be a "Knife Battlah!"
In other words, he gains her knife-fighting skills.
However, Convoy doesn't have a knife.
She asks the audience what they think Convoy did. Marissa declares that even she was surprised by what happened next.
Her beloved surfboard, which had been in the truck bed, split in two and transformed into a knife for Convoy!
She thinks that maybe Convoy has the ability to not only transform himself, but also transform objects around him.
Marissa angrily announces that she finds it unforgivable that he used her surfboard without asking.
She threatens to "transform" his truck bed into her own private bathroom.
(This is where I screamed in horror.)